if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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