All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Actions speak louder than pants.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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