I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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