Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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