Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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