I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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