we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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