if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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