At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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