Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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