Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
my liver is dry heaving
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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