Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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