Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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