remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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