Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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