It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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