he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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