I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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