You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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