I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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