are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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