I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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