There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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