did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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