Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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