When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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