Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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