I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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