Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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