420 ftw
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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