even my farts smell like vagina
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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