we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
ok first of all what the fuck
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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