According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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