hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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