Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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