what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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