Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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