He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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