a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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