I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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