Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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