Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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