god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
you never un-have a 4some
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I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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