My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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