I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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