I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize
