You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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