that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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