She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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