Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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