id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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