chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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