Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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