I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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